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- Good morning, Mom.
- Hey.

2
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Notice anything different about me?

3
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Please tell me you're not pregnant again.

4
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This Saturday, I am turning 21,

5
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which means I will finally be an adult.

6
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Oh, your baby daughter
will be so glad to hear it.

7
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Today is day one of my birthday week.

8
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Or, as I like to call it,
Cheyenne-a-palooza.

9
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- How could you, Reba?
- What are you talkin' about?

10
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I told you, Barbra Jean.
It was my idea to go back on medication.

11
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Look, Barbra Jean. Yes, I do think Brock
should stay on antidepressants.

12
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- How could you say that?
- Because I think it's good for him.

13
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Just like I think he should eat broccoli,

14
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jog everyday and take his wife to Paris...

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and leave her there.

16
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Well, he's my husband, and I say
he shouldn't be taking antidepressants.

17
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And if anyone deserves
to go to Paris, it's you.

18
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What have you got against antidepressants?

19
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Oh, shh! Do you mind?
Do we have to tell the entire world

20
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that I'm takin'... you know?

21
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It's just I haven't told the kids yet.
I haven't figured out the right way.

22
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Good lord, Brock!
You're gonna tell the kids?

23
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Why not, Barbra Jean?
There's no shame in it.

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Unlike the rest of his life.

25
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Why don't you tell the kids,
you big chicken?

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Oh, you mean like you did
when you were takin' 'em?

27
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[splutters] What?

28
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You take happy pills?

29
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Oh, well, there's all the evidence
you need to know they don't work.

30
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And the fact that you're still alive
is proof that they do work.

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Look, I was only on 'em for
a little while. It was a long time ago.

32
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To tell you the truth, Brock,
I wish I had told the kids.

33
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Reba, I warned you.

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If you didn't stay out of my marriage,
I would never speak to you again.

35
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- Here.
- What's this?

36
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It's a goodbye card.

37
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Yeah, I was afraid
this wasn't gonna go well.

38
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So, goodbye, Reba.

39
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And those are the last words
you're ever gonna hear from me.

40
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Oh, really? You know, I thought
the last words would be,

41
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"Reba, this soup tastes funny."

42
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[imitates gagging]

43
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Ha... ha.

44
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- Okay, those are my last words.
- Oh.

45
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And since my last words
were "ha" and "ha,"

46
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I also got the last laugh.

47
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And now, I'll lock my lips
and throw away the key.

48
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[squeaking]

49
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That's just great. She's serious, Reba.

50
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What am I gonna tell the kids when they
wanna know why you two aren't speaking?

51
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Not now, Brock.
I gotta find that key and bury it.

52
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[theme song playing]

53
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[Reba] <i>Hey, hey.</i>

54
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{\an8}<i>♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪</i>

55
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{\an8}<i>♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪</i>

56
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<i>♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪</i>

57
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{\an8}<i>♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪</i>

58
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<i>♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪</i>

59
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<i>♪ With gentle hands ♪</i>

60
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{\an8}<i>♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪</i>

61
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{\an8}<i>♪ I'm a survivor ♪</i>

62
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Is Cheyenne here? I wanna ask her
what she wants for her birthday.

63
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You're gonna ask a woman
what she wants for her birthday?

64
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{\an8}What are you, nine?

65
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{\an8}Women never tell you what they want.

66
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{\an8}You're supposed to know them well enough
to know what they want.

67
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{\an8}They expect you
to pay attention and show effort.

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{\an8}It's horrible and exhausting.

69
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{\an8}If I can't ask, how can I find out?

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{\an8}Oh, tiny, simple Jake.

71
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{\an8}They drop hints.
You get clues, you listen.

72
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{\an8}That's how I knew
to get Cheyenne a snowboard.

73
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{\an8}- She doesn't know how to snowboard.
- That doesn't matter!

74
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{\an8}The other night,
we were talkin' about fishing,

75
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{\an8}then one thing leads to another,
the subject goes to snow.

76
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{\an8}Don't ask me how.

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{\an8}So for half an hour,
we're talkin' about snow,

78
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{\an8}and then suddenly,
Cheyenne says she's bored.

79
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{\an8}Snow. Board.

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{\an8}Bingo!

81
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{\an8}I got the idea for the perfect gift.

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{\an8}- Oh, hi, honey.
- [Cheyenne] Hi.

83
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{\an8}How was your birthday-week shopping spree?

84
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{\an8}Frustrating.

85
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{\an8}Cheyenne won't tell me what she wants.

86
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Oh, really?

87
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We saw lots of great stuff.

88
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- How about that snowboard?
- No!

89
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- [exclaims in disgust]
- What?

90
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[exclaims in disgust] That's, like,
the worse present ever.

91
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I hate snowboarding.

92
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What I do want, though,
is I want a girls' night out.

93
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Just the ladies of the family,
legally drinkin', talkin' about me.

94
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Oh.

95
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- You want girls' night out with your mom?
- Mm-hmm.

96
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None of my friends are old enough,

97
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so it's just gonna be me,
you and Barbra Jean.

98
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Barbra Jean?

99
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Can it be any Barbra Jean?

100
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'Cause it can't be the Barbra Jean
that your dad's married to.

101
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I don't know what you are fighting about,

102
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but you better get over it
by this weekend.

103
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It's my birthday!
It's supposed to be a season of peace.

104
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You know you weren't born
in a manger, right?

105
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It's too bad, Mom.

106
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You know, I really did want
Barbra Jean to be there.

107
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But I know you'd do it if you could.

108
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After all, you are my mommy.

109
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You love me.

110
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And I only turn 21 once.

111
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[whirring]

112
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[doorbell rings]

113
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[whirring stops]

114
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- Hey.
- Oh, thought I heard someone.

115
00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,993
- Guess it must have just been the wind.
- Very cute.

116
00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:11,829
Almost as cute as the message
on your answering machine.

117
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"Hi. If this is Reba, wait for the beep,
then go jump in the creek."

118
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Beep!

119
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Barbra Jean, this thing's gotten
way out of hand.

120
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No, Reba. This is big.
This isn't like our dispute

121
00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:27,095
over the talents of Mr. Keanu Reeves.

122
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So, unless you're here to say
you're sorry, I don't wanna hear it.

123
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- Look, I came over here to just say--
- I'm sorry?

124
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- No, I was gonna say--
- Ooh, still not hearing "I'm sorry."

125
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- Barbra Jean--
- Reba, this is serious.

126
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You undermined my marriage.
You had no right to butt in.

127
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[scoffs] Wait. I undermined your marriage?
I had no right to butt in?

128
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- Yeah! And stop copying me!
- Oh!

129
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I had the decency
to allow you into my life,

130
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and this is how you treat me?

131
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I didn't wanna be in your life!

132
00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:03,047
Yeah, well, I'm mad about that, too!

133
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- No. Wait just a second.
- [whirring starts, stops]

134
00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,718
- Oh!
- [whirring starts, stops]

135
00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:12,306
Ridiculous! Up until now,
do you know what I've been to you?

136
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- Oh, yeah!
- A saint!

137
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- You know what?
- What?

138
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You can kiss my ex-wife feet!

139
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- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- I said feet, but you know what I mean.

140
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- What are you and Mom fighting about now?
- What are we fighting about?

141
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Why don't you ask your father?

142
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I'll tell you what they're fightin' about.

143
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The same thing they're always
fighting about...

144
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Keanu Reeves.

145
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That's right.

146
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I think I'm just gonna go upstairs

147
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and watch
<i>Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.</i>

148
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It's excellent.

149
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Gee, I love when
something weird is going on

150
00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,974
and everyone pretends it's fine.

151
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There's nothing weird goin' on. It's fine.

152
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All right, Kyra, wait.

153
00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:03,649
Actually, there is something
I want to talk to you about.

154
00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,194
Here, why don't we... Why don't we sit down?

155
00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:08,863
[sighs]

156
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Boy, we don't do this very much.

157
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Sit?

158
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Talk.

159
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I think this is why.

160
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Kyra. Kyra, honey... Honey, wait.

161
00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:31,844
You know, sometimes,

162
00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:35,306
when we're struggling in life,
we don't tell anyone.

163
00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,893
I guess that's because we think it, uh,

164
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makes us appear to be stronger.

165
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Oh.

166
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- I know what this is about, Dad.
- You do?

167
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Oh.

168
00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:51,322
Wow, that's great. And I kept trying to
figure out some way to bring it up.

169
00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,743
- It's about Scott, isn't it?
- Scott?

170
00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:02,333
I guess I thought that if I pretended
it doesn't hurt that he dumped me,

171
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,292
it wouldn't.

172
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:04,835
Scott dumped you?

173
00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:10,007
I mean, I knew that you guys
broke up. I just... [spluttering]

174
00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,845
- You guys call it "being dumped"?
- Yeah. We do.

175
00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:17,557
I've just been so depressed.

176
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,771
Yeah. See, Kyra, here's the thing.

177
00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,357
Boy, li...

178
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:28,943
Life can be hard.

179
00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,863
That's why you have
to keep your chin up, you know?

180
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,783
- Keep my chin up?
- Yeah, right.

181
00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:38,077
I mean, we...
We all have to. We all have to.

182
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,538
You can't let it get you down.
See? You gotta...

183
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:44,750
You gotta... be stronger than
the nonsense that life throws at you.

184
00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:46,711
Okay.

185
00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:49,964
Well, there you go.

186
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,052
- Thanks a lot.
- Anytime.

187
00:09:58,055 --> 00:09:59,390
[exclaims in frustration]

188
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,940
- [slurping]
- [laughing]

189
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,652
Wow! We finished that one fast.

190
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,446
[laughs]

191
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,158
You finished my birthday drink?
I only had one sip.

192
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,493
Hey, bartender, can we get
another one of these?

193
00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,329
Twenty-one over here! That's me.

194
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:25,791
I was... I was drinking a little bit more
because you need to take it slow.

195
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:28,544
- This is your first time drinkin'.
- Yeah, right, Mom.

196
00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,837
Like I've never--

197
00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:34,008
- You're right. I should take it slow.
- Yeah.

198
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,428
- Thank you! [chuckles]
- Ooh! Thanks.

199
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,597
- Mm!
- Oh, this is fun!

200
00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,767
Girls' night out is really
a lot of fun with just two girls.

201
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:46,896
Of course, if Barbra Jean was here,
it would be two girls and a horse's butt!

202
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,397
[laughs]

203
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:52,360
Mom, that is the third time
you've talked about Barbra Jean.

204
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,654
If you're upset about your fight,
we can talk about it.

205
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,907
No, no. It's your birthday.
The only thing I wanna talk about is you.

206
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,283
- Okay.
- Okay.

207
00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,494
Why don't you tell me
how cute I was when I was born?

208
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,079
- Mm!
- That would be so much fun.

209
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,413
You were so cute.

210
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,832
- Mm-hmm.
- [giggles] You know what's not cute?

211
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,209
A horse's butt.

212
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,211
[laughing]

213
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,630
You're talking about Barbra Jean again.

214
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,466
See? She's not even here,
and she's still buttin' in.

215
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,970
Surprise! Happy birthday!

216
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:37,196
Huh? Is this the best
birthday present ever, or what?

217
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:40,157
- Come on. Give Papa some sugar.
- Oh, surely.

218
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:43,035
Just come over here in private.

219
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,287
What were you thinking?

220
00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:47,415
Now Mom and Barbra Jean are gonna fight,

221
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,667
and they're going to ruin
Cheyenne-a-palooza

222
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,168
For everyone!

223
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,421
What was I thinking? What was I thinking?

224
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,132
What does this crazy lady
want for her birthday?

225
00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,302
If I get rid of Barbra Jean,
does that count as my present?

226
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:03,514
- No.
- [yelps, squeals]

227
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:09,812
Thank you.

228
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:10,855
Okay, fine.

229
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:14,900
Fine! I will get you whatever you want,

230
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,571
as long as you tell me specifically,
or you get nothing.

231
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,742
So, what do you want?

232
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:24,869
Are you 21?

233
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,704
I wish. I could use another drink by now.

234
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,581
Let's go.

235
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,040
No, no, no. What do you want?

236
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:34,587
- Cheyenne?
- Yes?

237
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,922
I would love to stay
and celebrate your birthday,

238
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,383
but if this is awkward, I'll go.

239
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,386
Oh, no, no, no. I'll go.

240
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,142
As soon as the earthquake stops.

241
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,187
Neither of you two are going anywhere.

242
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,646
You are gonna both sit down,

243
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,483
and we are gonna
celebrate my birthday like adults.

244
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:57,735
Cherry's mine.

245
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:03,657
Well, Reba,
are you willing to at least apologize

246
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,868
for the sake of Cheyenne's birthday?

247
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,381
Is that a no?

248
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,009
Tell you what.

249
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,762
I'll apologize to you
for everything I've done,

250
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,890
and then you can apologize to me
for everything you've done.

251
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:28,974
I'll start.

252
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,477
I'm sorry I was ever nice to you.

253
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,315
Okay, here's one.

254
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,943
I'm sorry I thought you were my friend.

255
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,861
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

256
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,656
I'm sorry you thought
I was ever your friend,

257
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,992
and for that cross-stitched pillow thingy

258
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,078
that you made me that says,
"Barbra Jean's friend."

259
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:54,208
[scoffs] I'm sorry that I thought you,
of all people, would understand

260
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:58,170
that when a marriage goes through
a rough spot, it needs support.

261
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,631
Instead, you stabbed my marriage
in the back!

262
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,840
- What?
- [people gasping]

263
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:05,261
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, don't you boo me!

264
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,097
She had an affair with my husband!

265
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,723
[people gasping]

266
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,060
I didn't take her husband!

267
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,478
He came runnin'!

268
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:15,729
[people gasping]

269
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,898
Okay, fine! Are you happy?

270
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,859
You just ruined Cheyenne's birthday!

271
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,196
I didn't do anything.

272
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:28,117
- [people gasping]
- Oh, don't you nudge me!

273
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,995
- Well, then you stop nudging me!
- Ow!

274
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,246
Hey, hey, hey!

275
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,706
No nudging on my birthday.

276
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,457
- You stay out of this.
- [both gasp]

277
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:38,627
- She nudged me!
- Don't touch my daughter! I'll just--

278
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,671
[grunting]

279
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,133
Hey! Hey! Hey!

280
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,593
That's it. That's it.

281
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,429
If you're gonna fight, take it outside.

282
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,849
Oh, so, suddenly everybody in a bar
has to get along?

283
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,518
When did they make up that rule?

284
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,154
Hey, Mr. H.

285
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,865
Kids are in their pajamas
watching a video.

286
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,659
- Everything go okay at the bar?
- No.

287
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,161
And I don't wanna talk about it.

288
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,998
So, listen, Van.
I want your advice about something.

289
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,169
And, you know, it actually helps
that you're not one of my biological kids.

290
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,380
That's so cool that you think of me
as not one of your kids.

291
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,635
Yeah. Well, I'm trying
to figure out the best way

292
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,887
to tell Kyra that I'm seeing a therapist.

293
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:31,764
A therapist?

294
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,851
You mean like, "Cuckoo, cuckoo"?

295
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,899
Well, obviously, you've read up on it.

296
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,862
Yes. I've been diagnosed with depression.
I'm taking antidepressants.

297
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,533
Oh.

298
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,452
- [spluttering] What's that?
- What's that...

299
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,458
- Van--
- That's right. It's me, Van, your friend.

300
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,085
[door opens]

301
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,713
- Hey. Is Mom here?
- No, she's still out with Cheyenne.

302
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,007
No, but it's okay. So... [spluttering]

303
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,634
No one should get sad about that.

304
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,303
I'll just come back later.

305
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,722
- No, don't go!
- Why?

306
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,308
Stay! Stay. Why? I don't know.

307
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,852
Just... Just hang out.

308
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,188
For heaven's sake, be upbeat. [chuckles]

309
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,525
What did you have for dinner, Van?
Lunatic pills?

310
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,652
Not funny. [whispering] Not funny one bit.

311
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,653
She didn't mean it.

312
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,407
Okay, Van. Well, thanks for your help.

313
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,867
I'm going to talk to Kyra.

314
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,786
So, could you give us a moment?

315
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:37,955
Sure.

316
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,500
Maybe I should take your belt
and your shoelaces.

317
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,626
Get out!

318
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,717
Trying desperately to make sense
of that little scene, but...

319
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,593
nope.

320
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,680
Okay, look. I'm just gonna say this.

321
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,933
I've been seeing a therapist
for depression.

322
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,351
Oh.

323
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,271
Yeah. That's what I was trying
to tell you earlier.

324
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,066
But then we got off
on that whole Scott thing,

325
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,152
and I just figured
you wanted to talk about that.

326
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,738
Yeah. I did.

327
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,949
So that's why I didn't bring it up then.

328
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,745
'Cause it would've gotten in the way
of that "keep your chin up" thing.

329
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,747
Well... [sighs] No.

330
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:24,126
It didn't seem like it was the right time
to start talking about my problems.

331
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:29,256
Well, Dad, maybe it would have been
the exact right time to do it.

332
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,508
You kind of have this whole
"pillar of strength" thing

333
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,343
that isn't always so helpful all the time.

334
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,015
I thought that, you know, worked for me.

335
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:41,727
No.

336
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,522
I kinda like the idea that
you're a human being with feelings.

337
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:51,195
Well, I guess I could work on that then.

338
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,282
- Cool.
- Cool. Hey.

339
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,461
Why do they keep these in the kitchen?

340
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,801
- [muffled rock music playing]
- Well, this is fun.

341
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,761
Hey, for my birthday,

342
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,138
let's go stand outside a water park.

343
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:23,102
If anybody has a right
to be mad here, it's me.

344
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:27,314
You promised you were never gonna speak
to me again. I was countin' on that.

345
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,026
I shouldn't be talking to you.

346
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,862
I had talked Brock
out of taking those pills.

347
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:34,947
He was cured.

348
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,117
And then along comes "Just-Say-Yes-Reba,"

349
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,203
and he can't spin
the childproof cap fast enough!

350
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,414
Why is Brock being happy
such a threat to you?

351
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:47,417
Because this is the first time

352
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,254
he had to go outside our marriage
to be happy.

353
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,091
Reba, I'm in a lose-lose situation.

354
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,052
If the pills work,

355
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,139
I'm not the reason he's happy.

356
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,184
And if they don't work,
he's just gonna keep lookin'.

357
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,104
Oh, no! No!

358
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,315
You're not gonna drag me
back into makin' me feel sorry for you.

359
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,859
We had a big fight!

360
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,361
We're supposed to be
out of each other's lives!

361
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,613
You know, that was
the worst part of all of this.

362
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,659
When I was angry at you for
supporting Brock, I had no one to go to.

363
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,580
Do you have any idea how devastating it is

364
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:28,750
to feel like I'm losing
my husband and his ex-wife?

365
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,507
- [sniffles]
- Dang it.

366
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,052
You're doin' it again. Come here.

367
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,806
So does this mean that you don't hate me?

368
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:47,561
Yeah, but I don't know why.
You did me wrong!

369
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,690
I should have hated you
when I had the chance, but I blew it.

370
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,403
Then I got to know ya, got to know
the kind of person you are.

371
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,490
The kind that writes
"Love, Barbra Jean" on a goodbye card.

372
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,000
"Welcome back, buddy."

373
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,680
I can't believe we got so drunk.

374
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,810
You know what I think, Van?

375
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,814
I think there was more than just fruit
in those drinks.

376
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,983
[laughing]

377
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,570
Well, there's a lot more than fruit
all over the backseat of your mom's car.

378
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:42,824
All right, honey. Now, I got you
some aspirin and some water,

379
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,993
and there's a barf bag under your pillow.

380
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:45,911
Okay.

381
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,914
Don't you just love my birthday, Van?

382
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,540
[laughing]

383
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,458
No!

384
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,753
It's horrible and exhausting.

385
00:20:55,754 --> 00:21:00,425
Cheyenne, what do you want
for your birthday?

386
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,682
[Van] A snowboard.

387
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,898
[Reba laughing]

388
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,824
[closing theme music playing]